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From Date Wealthy Millionaire Men and Women, post NEXT TIME YOU THINK ABOUT DATING A BANKER…

Haven’t done this in a while. Here’s a list of my favorite keyword searches that landed people on this blog.

“A picture of dick and balls“: I knew that was gonna happen with the post about the cock and balls photo. Sorry for wasting your time, dude.

“How to eye fuck without being creepy“: That was totally gonna be the tagline for this blog before I went with what I have now. Guess I never fully deleted the text from the blog code.

“Cunnilingus Eastern Orthodox“: I’m more a student of the Western Orthodox School of Cunnilingus (easier on the jaw), but I hope you found what you were looking for here.

“Dating blog he ran out of things to say”: True, but then I wouldn’t have checked my analytics and discovered that people are coming here after searching for: “diamond lundy nude twit pussy.”

“My girlfriend and i were at the shore together and two days later i find on her phone that she had taken a picture of herself there and texted it to some guy she knows at work. i asked her about it and she said he was gay then she said he was married and then he was both and then it was a joke what do you think is up.”: Google is a search engine, not a friend you go to for advice, but since you asked already, your girlfriend is full of shit and you should dump her.

“Semen Club NY“: Went there once. Waited in line for an hour and the whole place smelled like bleach.

“Do you shave your balls?“: Shave, no. Trim, once in a while. But only when it’s looking too rabbinical down there.

“I sucked my Jewish grandmother’s tits“: And I remember rolling my eyes as a kid when I heard mine say, “Come give grandma a kiss.”

“Unwiped ass licking“: And I thought the grandma titty sucker was left with a bad taste in his mouth.

“Why wouldn’t Holly take me to the bathroom with her?“: She probably got tired of all the unwiped ass licking.

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From Date Wealthy Millionaire Men and Women, post HOW THEY GOT HERE

After hearing about some of the Colombian’s friends’ dating woes, it’s clear that my open letter dated May 23, 2008, didn’t reach as many men as it should have. Therefore, I’m reposting it in the hope that no other woman ever has to go on a date with a guy who tells her his sexual connection with his ex is so strong that he sleeps with her whenever he sees her. (An actual guy actually said that to one of the Colombian’s actual friends on an actual date). So this is for you, ex-girlfriend fucker, and for the other clueless men like you. Please read and learn:

AN OPEN LETTER TO THE GUYS WHO SCREW MY SHIT UP

After numerous discussions with single women, it’s obvious that my cause is not being helped by a lot of the single guys out there. Their idiotic, childish, self involved behavior has heaped so much baggage upon so many available, desirable women that a dude like me doesn’t stand a chance. As such, I feel compelled to address these unintentional cock blockers.

So:

To the guys out there who think “Wanna come over and fuck?” is a great opening line in an IM session, it’s not. If it were that easy, nothing in the world would ever get accomplished. The entire infrastructure of our society would collapse. People would be screwing in the streets, instead of doing their jobs. There would be utter chaos, and we’d all wind up living in caves without electricity or plumbing.

To the guys who post pictures of themselves in their profiles without shirts, I’ve yet to meet a woman who thinks that’s a turn on. No one gives a shit how much you can bench press, so put down the steroids and the barbells, walk away from the mirror you flex in front of all day, and pick up a book. Reading is fundamental, and you’re probably gay anyway.

To the guys who tell chicks they “can get lost just staring into their eyes” on first dates, that’ll only work if the chick is really into you. But if you’re the type of guy who uses lines like that ten minutes after meeting someone, I can’t imagine there are any chicks out there that would actually be into you anyway. Just tell her she has really pretty eyes. It’s a compliment without being creepy, and you need to learn how not to be creepy.

To the guys who invite women to an event and tell them: “Your ticket is $65. You can pay me when I see you,” that’s something you tell your guy friend, not someone you hope to see naked. Unless, of course, you wanna see your guy friend naked, in which case, get in touch with the guy who poses shirtless on Jdate.

To the guys who insist on ordering for their dates in restaurants, stop taking your dating cues from movies from the 1930s. “The lady will have the lemon pepper shrimp ” is not something you should be saying unless the lady has told you that’s what she wants, and has given you the okay to order for her. Otherwise, let them order their own damn food. They’re your dates, not your three year old daughters.

To the guys who say they’re gonna call after a first date, but only intend on calling if nothing better comes along, stop being selfish douchebags. If you’re not motivated enough to call her based on her own merits, just say, “It was nice meeting you,” and go home. Odds are she wasn’t interested in you anyway, so why not just go your separate ways like mature adults?

To the guys who practically show their dates their pay stubs, and brag about the apartments they just bought, just tell your dates you’re insecure little shits with small dicks instead. At least they’ll appreciate your honesty.

To the guys who ask women out via barely comprehensible text messages, grow up. You wanna text message people things like “LOL,” or “ROFLMAO”? – go hang out in the mall with the other 14 year old girls and their Sidekicks, or pick up a goddamn phone, and ask a woman out like a man.

To the guys who lie in their profiles about their height, weight, or amount of hair on their heads, and then get pissed off when women do the same, the lying women are the ones you should be with. Why?- because you’re both fucking liars! Let the herd of truth distorters be thinned so the rest of us who are honest can meet each other.

And finally to the self-proclaimed “players” who secretly video tape their conquests, and show the footage to their friends, as cool and as uber-hetero as you think that is, you too may wanna email the shirtless Jdate guy. You clearly don’t respect women, and wanting other dudes to see your hairy balls and ass clearly indicates that your overcompensating by trying to bang as many women as possible.

It is to all these men, and to the others like them that I haven’t mentioned in the interest of brevity, that I say:

You are the stinking turds nestled safely at the bottom of the dating pool. When you’re discovered, women go running out and never want to jump back in. Remedy your ways, or don’t go swimming anymore!

Sincerely,

Marc F.
5/23/08

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From Date Wealthy Millionaire Men and Women, post Announcement

We had so much fun at Sea World.  I grew up going to Sea World and I still love going as much now as I did then.  I loved seeing the wonder of the sea life on the faces of my children (and Trevor) who had never seen anything like it before.

We got to talking.  These animals are sooo beautiful!!  It is literally magical watching them perform, but which crazy person had the first thought …. 

“Here’s a killer whale.  I bet I could train that to flip and jump when I blow a whistle!”  

I’m just glad that I had the opportunity to see the trainers in the water with the whales when I was growing up because they aren’t allowed to do that anymore.  

Landon saw the penguins and talked about them the rest of the day.  He is the one that wanted this picture taken and he still snuggles up with his “Mr. Penguin” everyday.

I took this picture of my sister and it totally freaked me out because it was my mom … only blond!!

 (here is a young mom for comparison)

So we were walking into the Christmas Sea Lion show and we pass this little kid in a wheel chair.  I think to myself, “I swear thats the kids that we met in Florida.”  We spent about 25 minutes with him in line waiting to meet Buzz and Woody.  I did not think that it was likely because that was Florida in June at the SMA conference and this was December in San Diego.  Finally I couldn’t take it anymore and I asked his Dad if his son had SMA and if they were at the conference at Disney in June.  

His dad said yes and yes!  In fact when we first walked into the sea lion show his son leaned over to him and said … “hey Dad, I know them!”  

Crazy World!!!!!  It was great to see them again and I got his parents email address. 

the top picture is from Sea World

the second picture is taken back in June at the SMA conference in Florida.  

(forgive Evan … he was REALLY tired at this point in the day)

From Date Wealthy Millionaire Men and Women, post Sea World

Oh how I love going home!  Our family took a day trip to the point Loma light house, Cabrillo monument , and the tide pools.  It was a beautiful day and we had so much fun.

These two family pictures make me laugh.  For my regular blog readers (all 18 of you) lets play a game.  Lets see how long it takes you to figure out why these pictures make me laugh and tell me in your comments how long it took for you to realize.

There was this ledge that you couldn’t see anything down because of the fog.  I think it made for a really cool picture.  What wasn’t cool was when I hadn’t really gotten close yet to see that there was actually ground off of the wall and Justin and Trevor made it seem like Justin accidentally pushed Trevor off the cliff.  Gave me and the poor stranger down the road a heart attack.

I’m a klutz …. Sarah’s worse.  No wonder we were the two that crashed our heads together for no good reason.

Sorry the picture is dark.  I am tired and don’t feel like adjusting the color.

I think our boys were tired … what do you think?

love this picture of my sister and her hubby

 Some of the adults were down on a rock looking at some wildlife.  They got nailed by a wave!!!  This water is not warm and they really got it.  Everyone survived … except Sarah’s phone.  Poor girl.

 probably one of my favorite pictures EVER!!!!

 I think it was later that night that we went to the temple as a family.  AWESOME!!!

( and the funny think about that picture is the RANDOM man who jumped in.  I love it because it is totally something that Justin would do and Justin responded by putting his arm around the guy!  LOVE IT!!!)

From Date Wealthy Millionaire Men and Women, post another outing